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jokes from ancient china

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Revival

A group of husbands once met to discuss how to stand up to their wives. They elected as chairman a man who most feared his wife. When the meeting began, someone rushed in and reported, "You are all in trouble!, Your wives have found what you are doing and will come to attack you all."

All these husbands were greatly surprised and frightened at the news and started to scatter in all directions, except the chairman who sat still in his chair without moving. At first, others thought that this time the chairman was really going to stand up to his wife, but soon they found out that he was literally scared to death.

Strangely enough though, after some time, the chairman regained consciousness. The others, confused, asked him how he could come back to life after death. He replied, "At first I was dead, but I happened to bump into my wife in the nether world and I was scared by her so as to come back to the living world."

(Compiled and Translated by Liu Jiangting et al.)

                                             


 

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